Tag: StayDirtyStayDangerous

  • Hell yeah!! The closer the 25th gets the more “last person standing” we see.

    Stay Dirty. Stay Civil.

    More blogs to come late tonight.

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  • No bars.

    No guards.

    No sentence handed down by a judge.

    Just loops.

    Doubt dressed as logic.

    Fear wearing your own voice.

    Most people aren’t trapped by life.

    They’re handcuffed by the stories they repeat at 3 a.m.

    Here’s the jailbreak:

    Question the voice.

    Move anyway.

    Burn the script.

    Freedom doesn’t start outside.

    It starts the moment you stop believing every damn thought that knocks.

    — Saint Dirty Face™

    Stay Dirty. Stay Dangerous.™

  • December used to be sacred.

    Now it’s a 30-day hostage situation sponsored by Visa, MasterCard, and some elf with unresolved trauma.

    Somehow, we took the birth of Jesus—a barefoot revolutionary born in a borrowed barn—and turned it into:

    “BUY NOW OR YOUR KID WILL THINK YOU’RE POOR” Twelve payments of regret And a partridge in a debt notice

    Jesus came into the world with no crib, no assistant manager, no marketing plan, and somehow we honored Him by buying a 7-foot inflatable Santa fist-fighting a snowman in the neighbor’s yard.

    Respect.

    Modern Christmas According to Society

    Jesus: born to save humanity Society: “Cool cool… but have you seen this air fryer?”

    December has become Give Me Season.

    Kids want stuff.

    Adults want stuff.

    Relatives want specific stuff with receipts.

    And somewhere in the background, Mary’s like,

    “Hey… my kid literally changed history?”

    And everyone’s like,

    “Yeah, yeah—circle back after New Year’s.”

    **The Wise Men Brought Gold.

    We Bring Credit Card Statements.**

    The Wise Men didn’t roll up with:

    Bluetooth toys Matching pajamas A receipt stapled to a passive-aggressive gift card

    They brought meaning.

    Gold, frankincense, and myrrh—

    which, let’s be honest, still makes more sense than buying someone a $300 gadget they’ll forget by February.

    Jesus Is the Only One Not Asking for Anything

    That’s the wild part.

    The one person December is supposed to be about is:

    Not asking for money Not asking for gifts Not asking for attention

    Just:

    “Love each other.

    Take care of the broken.

    Be kind.”

    And humanity responded with:

    “Cool story, bro. Now watch me fight a stranger in Target over a discounted toaster.”

    A Dirty Face Truth

    If Jesus showed up today, He wouldn’t be mad.

    He’d just sigh…

    flip over the returns counter…

    and say:

    “You missed the point—but I still love you.”

    Because He always does.

    Maybe This Year…

    Maybe this year Christmas doesn’t need to be:

    Bigger Louder Or wrapped in debt and glitter trauma

    Maybe it can be:

    Quieter Kinder A little more… holy mess instead of holy stress

    Light a candle.

    Say a prayer.

    Hug your people.

    Forgive someone who doesn’t deserve it.

    And remember a baby was born who didn’t need a damn thing—

    but gave everything anyway.

    Peace & Love, you beautiful holiday heathens.

    — Saint Dirty Face™

    Stay Dirty. Stay Dangerous.

  • (A Saint Dirty Face Survival Guide)**

    Look… I’m not saying you should do it.

    I’m just saying if you were going to do it, here’s how to not get fired by Janet from HR — the woman who still types with one finger and believes WiFi runs on holy water.

    1. Master the Art of the Innocent Tab Switch

    Be faster than a tax refund disappearing.

    You hear footsteps?

    BAM — weather.com.

    Nothing screams innocence like pretending you care about humidity levels.

    2. Become a Screenshot Ninja

    Open everything as a screenshot, not the real webpage.

    That way if your thumb slips, you’re busting open a JPEG, not your entire career.

    3. Use Earbuds. Real Ones.

    Not those “oh they’re connected… I think?” Bluetooth ghosts.

    Last thing you need is your entire office hearing:

    “Ohhh yes—”

    while you sprint to your phone like you’re defusing a bomb.

    4. Know Your Surroundings Like a Prison Escape Artist

    Two monitors?

    Sweet.

    Back to the wall?

    Legendary.

    Coworkers with peripheral vision like eagles?

    Avoid them like expired sushi.

    5. Keep a Decoy Email Open

    This is your alibi.

    Your “I’m being productive” costume.

    Excel sheet, budget report, or a blank Word doc titled Q4 Metrics.

    Nobody will ever click it.

    Not even you.

    6. NEVER… EVER… Forget the Volume Button

    One accidental full blast and suddenly you’re the Main Event at the Monday Morning Morality Council.

    7. And Finally… The Golden Rule

    If your boss walks in,

    you were checking policy updates.

    ALLLLLWAYS policy updates.

    That phrase is HR-proof.

    It spreads fear and confusion.

    They won’t question it.

  • Some nights, man…

    you look around and swear the whole damn planet is held together by duct tape, wishful thinking, and the faint smell of tequila from someone who promised they’d “be home early.”

    And there you are.

    Sitting with your thoughts, your loyalty, your effort, your damn heart on the table like a dog waiting for scraps.

    Meanwhile?

    They’re out there clinking glasses with people whose names you couldn’t care less about, while you’re left holding the emotional grenade with the pin halfway out.

    But here’s the real punch in the ribs:

    It’s not the drinking.

    It’s the not listening.

    It’s the not caring.

    It’s that rotten little ache that says:

    “Damn… you really didn’t give a shit that I needed you tonight.”

    That’s the kind of hurt that doesn’t bruise.

    It festers.

    You start questioning everything—

    your worth, your patience, your sanity, your ability to keep showing up for someone who can’t bother to meet you halfway even on a good day.

    The world is already spinning off its axis.

    Bills. Work. Stress.

    Endless responsibilities and silent pressures that nobody sees until they collapse on top of you.

    And instead of a partner?

    Instead of a teammate?

    You get a ghost with a bar tab.

    So yeah—be angry.

    Be furious.

    Be incandescent.

    You’re not wrong.

    You’re not “overreacting.”

    You’re not needy.

    You’re human—

    with a heart that still gives a damn even when it’s tired of bleeding.

    And the cruelest part?

    You only get this angry when you love someone enough that their absence feels like betrayal.

    So tonight, let the world spin.

    Let the drinks flow wherever they may.

    Let the people who don’t listen stay deaf.

    Because you?

    You’re the one who carries the weight, the fire, the loyalty, and the backbone.

    And if they can’t see that?

    Then maybe it’s time they learn what it feels like when you stop showing up.

    Stay Dirty. Stay Human. Stay Unbreakable, brother.

    We rise even when they disappoint us.

  • There’s something sacred about public health. It’s supposed to be the safety net that keeps chaos from swallowing the city.

    But lately? It feels like the safety net’s been replaced with dental floss and duct tape.

    We’ve got an administrator who swears he’s “got it all covered.”

    He’s the self-appointed savior who “knows how to fix things.”

    Except everything around him is collapsing — morale, trust, and the people who actually keep the lights on.

    Folks are walking out faster than he can make excuses.

    Those who stay do it out of duty, not belief. They’re holding the line while the higher-ups play politics.

    He preaches control while chaos eats his own department.

    He plays favorites like he’s dealing cards at a crooked table — same faces winning, same names protected, same silence bought cheap.

    And somehow, through all the smoke, he still manages to act like he’s the victim of everyone else’s incompetence.

    Brother, the audacity could power a small country.

    Let me say it plain:

    A boss who can’t lead will eventually face the mob — not with pitchforks, but with paperwork, petitions, and public exposure.

    The kind of justice that doesn’t break laws but sure as hell breaks illusions.

    You can’t silence people forever.

    You can’t spin morale.

    You can’t gaslight a department and call it “restructuring.”

    Here’s the truth: when you treat people like pawns, you forget that pawns reach the other side and become queens.

    And those queens? They move differently.

    Public health doesn’t need martyrs — it needs accountability.

    Leaders who admit mistakes.

    Supervisors who show up.

    Administrators who stop performing and start leading.

    You want to fix the department?

    Stop managing optics. Start managing people.

    Stop talking about “staff performance” when you’re the one failing at leadership.

    Because what’s coming isn’t rebellion — it’s karma.

    And karma doesn’t send calendar invites.

    It just shows up with receipts, signatures, and screenshots.

    There are already whispers.

    Complaints being drafted.

    People connecting dots.

    And there’s a quiet understanding in the hallways now — that this isn’t sustainable.

    And when the collapse hits full circle, nobody’s going to be surprised.

    Except him — sitting in his chair, shocked that the empire he built on favoritism and ego finally crumbled under its own bullshit.

    So here’s your memo, boss man:

    You can only fake leadership so long before the lights go out and the smoke clears.

    Then we’ll all see who was standing in the ashes — and who was holding the match.

    For everyone else still holding the line — stay fierce. Stay grounded. Stay dirty.

    Because real leadership doesn’t need titles.

    It earns loyalty, it protects its people, and it damn sure doesn’t hide behind excuses.

    And for anyone ready to get the ball rolling:

    There are public templates online — complaint forms, record requests, petitions, and whistleblower protections.

    They’re free. They’re legal. They’re waiting.

    You don’t need permission to demand better — you just need proof.

    So grab it. Use it. And let karma do the rest.

    Sign-off:

    Saint Dirty Face™

    [Stay Dirty, Stay Relentless™]

    🔥 “We don’t burn bridges. We light up the truth.”

  • Featuring Saint Dirty Face – Patron Saint of Controlled Chaos

    You ever try to disagree nicely, only to end up looking like the villain in a workplace drama? Yeah—same.

    So here’s your crash course in pretending to be emotionally stable while internally setting fire to everything.

    1. “That’s an interesting point—can I share another angle?”

    Translation: You’re wrong, but I was raised right enough to use my indoor voice while proving it.

    2. “Can you walk me through your thinking a bit more?”

    Translation: I need to locate the exact moment your logic fell down a flight of stairs.

    3. “I think we’re aiming for the same outcome, but I’d take a different path.”

    Translation: You’re lost, I have GPS, but let’s see how long it takes you to realize you’re circling the drain.

    4. “I agree with you on X—where we might differ is on Y.”

    Translation: Let’s sprinkle a little diplomacy on this roast before it burns.

    5. “What if we looked at it this way instead?”

    Translation: I’m about to fix your idea without making you cry in the break room.

    6. “Let’s test both ideas and see what works best.”

    Translation: I already know what’ll work, but sure—let’s waste time validating your nonsense.

    7. “Can I challenge that assumption for a moment?”

    Translation: Prepare your ego—I’m about to perform open-heart logic surgery.

    8. “I understand your concern, but my experience has been different.”

    Translation: Ah yes, anecdotal evidence vs. reality—let’s dance.

    9. “I’m not sure I agree—can we walk through the reasoning together?”

    Translation: I’ll hold your hand while we stroll through the graveyard of your bad ideas.

    10. “I think we may be prioritizing different things—can we align on that first?”

    Translation: You want chaos, I want competence. Let’s meet halfway in disappointment.

    11. “I hear what you’re saying, but I have a different take on this.”

    Translation: I hear the words, not the sense. Let me help you find both.

    12. “That’s a fair point—my only concern is…”

    Translation: You almost made sense—let’s not ruin this beautiful moment.

    13. “I’m not sure that’s the best approach—can I explain my thinking?”

    Translation: Sit down, grab a snack—Daddy’s about to monologue.

    💀 Final Words from Saint Dirty Face:

    “Disagree like a professional—calm voice, good posture, eyes full of murder. It’s not manipulation if you’re right.”

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    Saint Dirty Face™

    [Stay Dirty, Stay Relentless™]

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