Tag: #PiscesUnleashed

  • People act like Pisces is some soft dreamer floating around like they’re made of incense smoke and love songs.

    Cute. Adorable. Precious.

    Let me tell you something:

    A Pisces who has lived — really lived — is a whole different creature.

    A Pisces is a wolf that learned to walk upright.

    Yeah, we feel everything.

    We don’t get to numb out like the rest of the world.

    We feel the room change before anyone speaks.

    We know when someone’s lying even when their lips haven’t moved yet.

    And we’ve buried enough ghosts to run our own cemetery.

    But we’re still here.

    That’s the wolf part.

    The wolf moves quiet.

    Doesn’t need applause.

    Doesn’t need a crowd.

    Pack when it’s good.

    Alone when it has to be.

    And God help anything that thinks “alone” means “weak.”

    Pisces and wolves both walk that line between:

    Healer and Hell-raiser Gentle and lethal Love and warfare

    We don’t go looking for trouble.

    But trouble?

    Trouble loves to leave its address with us.

    And when the wolf wakes up…

    we don’t bark.

    We bite.

    Not to destroy.

    But to protect the peace we damn near died to earn.

    See, healing isn’t about becoming harmless.

    Healing is learning exactly when to use your teeth.

    We’re not just dreamers.

    We’re survivors with halos cracked from impact.

    We’re quiet until the moment silence is no longer mercy.

    We’ve cried oceans.

    We’ve walked out of fires with smoke still in our lungs.

    We’ve carried people we loved on our backs while bleeding through our own shirts.

    But here’s the secret:

    We’re still tender.

    We still love like it’s our religion.

    We still believe in things most people gave up on.

    We just learned to guard it.

    So if you see a Pisces smiling, calm, unbothered, mind your tone.

    That peace did not come cheap.

    We didn’t become the wolf to be feared.

    We became the wolf

    so we would never be devoured again.

    Stay Dirty. Stay Wolf. Stay Human.

    🐺✨

    — Saint Dirty Face

  • Ten Rules for Surviving a Pisces (NSFW Edition)

    Forget horoscopes. This isn’t about star signs—it’s about survival signs. Pisces don’t do cute fishbowls and fortune cookies. We do late-night smoke signals, broken halos, and rules carved into bathroom stalls. If you can’t hang, leave. If you stay, know the cost.

    Rule 1: Give Respect / Get Respect

    Translation: Touch my soul gently, and I’ll guard yours with teeth. Disrespect me? I’ll drag your secrets into the street and let the wolves vote on your fate.

    Rule 2: Be Real or Leave. Fake people taste like cheap vodka and regret. Both give me a headache. Don’t waste my liver or my time.

    Rule 3: Actions Speak Louder Than Words. Talk dirty if you want—but back it up. Empty promises don’t make me hard; they make me violent.

    Rule 4: I Suck at Apologies. If you’re waiting for me to grovel, bring a tent. You’ll die camping.

    Rule 5: You Should Have Listened to Me. I warned you once. I whispered it twice. Ignore me a third time, and I’ll watch you burn, sipping something strong, humming Zeppelin.

    Rule 6: Whatever You Do, I’ll Find Out. Pisces intuition isn’t a gift—it’s surveillance with extra caffeine. Lie to me, and I’ll know before you unzip your excuse.

    Rule 7: Don’t Let My Honesty Offend You Truth hurts. Good. If you can’t bleed, you’re not alive.

    Rule 8: Chill and Accept the Crazy

    My “crazy” is just passion with the safety off. Either ride shotgun or jump out before the car hits 100.

    Rule 9: I Make My Own Rules

    Your playbook? Cute. Mine’s written in scars, sins, and late-night text messages I shouldn’t have sent.

    Rule 10: Sarcasm Because Beating People Up Is Illegal. Words are my brass knuckles. You’ll still leave bruised.

    So yeah—top 10 rules of Pisces. Written at midnight, read at your own risk. You wanted zodiac fluff; you got a dark gospel.

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    Saint Dirty Face™
    Stay Dirty, Stay Dangerous™
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