Most people scroll when things fall apart.
Some people pray.
Some people drink.
But there’s a small group…
The ones who don’t want healing.
They want resolution.
And when they hit that point…
They don’t dial 911.
They dial him.
Case File #1 — The Shadow
Rain-soaked street.
A kid gripping a payphone like it owes him money.
“He’s everywhere…”
A pause.
Static.
Then a voice—calm… almost bored.
“You’ve called the right place, kid. Speak.”
The line clicks.
The street goes quiet.
A man steps forward from the dark…
—slips—
POW.
A banana peel.
Just like that.
Problem solved.
Case File #2 — The Heartbreak
Neon diner. Coffee gone cold.
Her thumb hovering over a name she shouldn’t miss.
She doesn’t cry.
She dials.
No hesitation this time.
Cut to a dim office.
A man in a trench coat leans back in his chair…
smiling like he already knows the ending.
A blade flicks open.
SNIKT.
Outside—
BOOM.
SPLAT.
She never looks up.
Just takes a sip of coffee…
and breathes.
Case File #3 — The Noise
A cluttered room.
Bills. Trash. Regret.
“NAG NAG NAG NAG—”
The phone slams against the table.
Dial tone.
Connection.
A whisper from the other side:
“Say less.”
In the office… something unexpected.
Not a weapon.
A rubber chicken.
Yeah… that kind of night.
Seconds later—
PFFT.
KER-SPLAT.
Silence.
Beautiful, unnatural silence.
The Truth Nobody Says Out Loud
He doesn’t judge.
He doesn’t ask questions.
He doesn’t care who’s right.
He just fixes things.
Clean. Quiet. Final.
And That’s the Problem
Because when you don’t ask why…
You don’t ask who deserves it.
You don’t ask what comes next.
You just… remove.
The Line You Don’t Cross (Until You Do)
Every call feels justified.
Every situation feels urgent.
Every name feels like it belongs on the list.
Until one day…
You hesitate.
Just for a second.
Because something feels off.
Too familiar.
Too close.
Final Thought
Because one day…
someone’s going to dial that number…
…and say your name.
Moral of the Story
Not every problem needs fixing.
Some just need time.
Some need understanding.
And sometimes…
all you have to do—
is ask for help.
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Saint Dirty Face™
Stay Dirty. Choose Carefully.™
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Saint Dirty Face 
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