“PSA, Energy Drink, and the Monday That Sneezed on Me”

Alright, my ragtag tribe of warriors, poets, and people who also weren’t ready for Monday — gather ‘round.

Because baby Yeshua heard my prayers this morning and granted me a slow Monday at work. Minimal patients. Minimal emails. No meetings. Just me, my caffeine, and the gnawing realization that Friday was five minutes ago and somehow Monday snuck up like a ninja with a grudge.

So yeah — bedtime? 3 AM.

Work start? 8:30-ish.

Mood? Somewhere between “Doc Holliday with a cough” and “is it Friday yet?”

BUT since the universe handed me a breather, let me rock your brains with a little PSA from your friendly neighborhood nurse:

☠️ TB IS NOT DEAD — IT’S JUST HIDING. ☠️

Yeah, tuberculosis. That old-timey-sounding disease you thought got buried with Victorian corsets and Wild West saloons? Guess what — it’s still here.

👉 Facts you didn’t know you needed but I’m giving you anyway:

TB infects millions every year worldwide. It can snooze in your body for YEARS without making you sick. It’s treatable. It’s curable. But you gotta catch it.

💉 HOW TO KNOW IF YOU’RE SHARING LUNGS WITH A GHOST:

Simple blood test from your doc. If positive, chest X-ray tells if it’s infection (quiet, non-contagious) or disease (active, contagious). Symptoms? Cough that won’t quit Fever, chills, night sweats Weight loss, no appetite Three weeks or longer = 🚨🚨🚨

If you’ve been hanging around someone with TB, or you live/travel in high-risk areas, get tested.

Don’t wait. Don’t Google-diagnose. Don’t play TB roulette with your loved ones.

🔥 FINAL WORD FROM YOUR FAVORITE SLEEP-DEPRIVED, ROCKSTAR NURSE:

TB doesn’t care who you are.

But you can care enough to check.

One test at a time, one early treatment at a time — we can knock this sneaky bastard out.

#SaintDirtyFace, #WorkdayRamble, #NurseLife, #TBawareness, #CoughCoughDocHolliday, #PSAWithAttitude, #MondayMeltdown, #NotReadyForThis

See ya, sinners and saints — imperfect on purpose, sharp-tongued by design, NSFW by divine accident. 💥😈🤘🏼