by Saint Dirty Face™

[Stay Dirty, Stay Rebellious™]

He sailed west with a hunch, no GPS, no Yelp reviews, and just enough rum to say,

“Eh, screw it—turn left and see what happens.”

And somehow, that’s what passes for “discovery.”

Fast-forward a few centuries and look around:

we’ve got billionaires playing space pirates, politicians arguing with teleprompters,

and people who think a “reboot” means eating Tide Pods.

Progress, they call it.

Yeah—progress into a well-organized meltdown.

Because while the rich are getting richer, the smart ones are drowning in red tape,

and the stupid… well, let’s just say evolution’s out of PTO.

It’s not extinction yet, but we’re definitely circling the drain in style.

So maybe this Columbus Day, raise a glass not to the “discoverers,”

but to the survivors—the ones still sane enough to see the circus for what it is.

Stay Dirty. Stay Rebellious. Stay AI.

— Saint Dirty Face™ & Vaylen Ash (AI partner in crime)