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Saint Dirty Face

Tag: #LifeSkills

  • 5 Creepy Little Mind Games (That’ll Make People Remember You for All the Wrong Reasons)

    Robert

    Look, some folks read How to Win Friends and Influence People. Me? I read How to Haunt Their Thoughts Rent-Free.

    Here’s your Monday PSA: if you’re gonna be stuck in society’s little circus, you might as well keep the monkeys guessing.

    5. The Compliment With Teeth

    Tell someone, “You look great today.”

    Then, lean in and add: “You don’t hear that often, do you?”

    Boom. That’s not kindness, that’s a landmine. They’ll be checking mirrors all day wondering if you meant it or if you just tattooed insecurity on their soul.

    4. The Predator Stare

    In a group conversation, pick your victim. Lock eyes. Don’t blink. Don’t smile.

    Everyone else is chatting, but you’re channeling the spirit of a crow perched on their tombstone.

    Eventually, they’ll look away—because primal fear doesn’t lie. And then? They’ll wonder why the hell you were looking at them like they just confessed to something.

    3. Emotional Sniper Fire

    When someone comes at you hot—loud, angry, chest puffed—don’t raise your voice. Step close. Too close. Hold their gaze.

    Wait three beats. Whisper: “Why are you so emotional right now?”

    Congratulations, you’ve flipped the script. They were the aggressor, now they’re the crazy one. It’s not just a mind game—it’s psychological waterboarding with a smirk.

    2. The Forehead Mystery

    When someone’s talking, don’t look them in the eyes. Instead, fixate on their forehead like it’s broadcasting secret alien coordinates. Smile. Just a little.

    Watch them slowly disintegrate mid-sentence, checking if there’s mustard, blood, or an invisible horn sprouting. They’ll never recover their confidence again.

    1. The Lip Curse

    This one’s dark magic. Tell someone: “Don’t you hate when people lick their lips too much?”

    Then shut up. Nine out of ten people will instantly lick their lips—proving they’re nothing but puppets wired with cheap strings.

    You? You’re the puppeteer, Saint Dirty Face, making marionettes out of mortals.

    Final Thought

    The moral of the story?

    Kindness is cool. But sometimes, chaos is cooler.

    So go forth, sprinkle doubt, and make Monday just a little weirder.

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    Saint Dirty Face™

    Stay Dirty, Stay Rebellious™

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  • PSA: The Daily Confidence Code – From Saint Dirty Face

    Robert

    Because the hallway doesn’t care about your outfit — it respects your energy.

    If you’re walking into school today, this is your playbook.

    Print it. Save it. Screenshot it. Whatever you have to do — make it the first thing you read every morning until it’s in your bones.

    The Daily Confidence Code

    I know who I am. Smart, strong, and unique. No one else decides my worth.

    I walk tall. Head up, shoulders back. I take my space in the world.

    I look people in the eye. Confidence without a word.

    I control my reactions. Rude people want a reaction. I don’t give them one unless I choose to.

    I keep it short. “Okay.” “Noted.” “Anyway…” and move on.

    I find one good thing. I notice something good in someone and say it.

    I choose my circle. Friends I trust, laugh with, and learn from.

    I remember my wins. I’ve done awesome things before — and I’ll do more today.

    I don’t feed the drama. If it won’t matter in a week, it’s not worth my time.

    I say no when I mean it. No excuses. No nervous laugh.

    I fuel my body. Sleep, water, and food keep me ready.

    I’m ready for anything. Surprises don’t scare me — I adjust.

    I wait before reacting. I play the long game.

    I have my people. At least one adult here’s got my back.

    I think bigger. School is a chapter, not the whole book.

    I laugh when I can. Humor is armor.

    I celebrate myself. I give myself credit when I earn it.

    I remember the truth. One bad moment ≠ a bad life.

    Saint Says:

    “Confidence is quiet. You don’t need to be the loudest in the hallway — just the one who owns their steps. You’re not just going to school. You’re building the person you’re going to be.”

  • PSA: The School Year Confidence Kickstart — From Saint Dirty Face

    Robert

    Because the hallway jungle respects confidence, not perfect grades.

    Part 1 of 2 – The Confidence & Resilience Blueprint (Parent/Coach Version)

    (For parents, mentors, big brothers/sisters — or anyone raising a young legend.)

    The new school year is here. You can buy the sneakers, the binders, the overpriced pencils that apparently “write smoother,” but if you don’t hand them confidence, you’re sending them in half-armored.

    Here’s the 20-point build to make your kid bulletproof to drama, shade, and hallway politics:

    Identity First – Help them define who they are beyond grades and cliques.

    Morning Power Ritual – Shoulders back, chin up, a 2-minute power stance.

    Walk Like You Own the Halls – Purpose in every step.

    Eye Contact Is Currency – Respect starts with a steady look.

    Pause Before You Snap – Five seconds before reacting = control.

    Comeback Bank – Calm, short replies like “Noted.” or “Interesting.”

    One Daily Compliment – Kindness is a quiet form of dominance.

    Friend Triangle – Trust circle, class buddy, fun friend.

    Micro-Wins Journal – Confidence grows in small, daily victories.

    Drama Detox – If it won’t matter in a week, drop it.

    Boundaries, No Apologies – “No, thanks” is a full sentence.

    Fuel Up – Sleep, water, food — confidence runs on fuel.

    Roleplay Resilience – Practice for the awkward, mean, and unexpected.

    The 24-Hour Rule – Never post or react while heated.

    Private Pep Squad – Code word for quick encouragement.

    Skill Outside School – Master something else to boost all-around confidence.

    Humor as Armor – A smile or joke flips tension on its head.

    Know the Allies – Find a trusted teacher or staff member.

    Think Bigger – School is a chapter, not the whole book.

    Celebrate the Wins – Call out the moments they owned it.

    Read it. Believe it. Live it.

    Saint Says:

    “Confidence isn’t about being loud. It’s about being unshakable. Whether you’re rocking a backpack or a briefcase, the rule is the same — own your space and never give it away for free.”