Saint Dirty Face

1) “I liked you better as a stranger.”

Translation:

You were way more tolerable before you opened your mouth.

Saint Dirty Face™ version:

Some people ruin themselves by introducing themselves.

They show up as mystery and leave as a disappointment.

2) “I will let you know when you matter.”

Cold. Surgical. Biblical.

SDF version:

The world is full of people who think they’re the main character in a movie nobody bought tickets for.

That line? That’s not rude.

That’s administrative clarity.

3) “I hope your day is as pleasant as you are.”

Ah yes… the polite middle finger.

SDF translation:

I’m not mad.

I’m just hoping karma clocks you in on time.

That’s customer-service rage with a halo on it.

4) “Go step on a Lego.”

Not violent.

Not illegal.

Just… spiritually evil.

SDF version:

May your socks be thin and your Lego be hidden.

That’s Old Testament level justice.

5) “Silence.”

The final boss.

Saint Dirty Face™ version:

Nothing hurts louder than being ignored by someone who’s done entertaining you.

No yelling.

No drama.

Just… click.

Here’s the truth most people don’t want to hear:

You don’t say “fuck off” because you’re mean.

You say it because someone kept walking past your boundaries like they were a “Welcome” mat.

Saint Dirty Face™ doesn’t scream.

He dismisses.

Because power isn’t in the insult.

It’s in deciding who no longer gets access to your time, your energy, or your damn peace.

Some people don’t deserve an argument.

They deserve a quiet, permanent exit.

Stay Dirty. Stay Dangerous.™

— Saint Dirty Face 🖤