Saint Dirty Face

You ever see an image so unhinged it makes both Darwin and the Vatican grab a bottle of whiskey?

Yeah… this one right here.

An alien, a chimp, and a human baby sitting together like they’re posing for a Renaissance-style Christmas card.

If that ain’t the most “Y’all ain’t ready for this conversation” moment of 2025, I don’t know what is.

But here’s the real kicker:

Both science and faith actually thrive in this awkward little family photo.

Science Looks at This and Says:

“Hmm. Evolution? Possibly. Interplanetary gene-sharing? Maybe.

We don’t know everything yet… but let’s keep poking the universe with sticks until it gives us answers.”

Science is the kid in class who raises their hand and says,

“Actually, what if…?”

Curiosity. Experimentation.

Zero shame in rewriting the manual when new evidence shows up.

Faith Looks at This and Says:

“Creation is bigger, stranger, and more beautiful than we can grasp.

If God can sculpt galaxies with His breath, who’s to say He stopped at one species… or one planet… or one storyline?”

Faith doesn’t fear the unknown.

Faith is the whisper that says,

“There’s meaning even when nothing makes sense.”

And honestly?

Both sides are looking at this picture and sweating for completely different reasons.

The Contrast?

Science asks how.

Faith asks why.

This image asks:

“Bruh… are you sure your worldview is as simple as you think?”

The Truth?

You need both.

Without science, we’re clueless.

Without faith, we’re hopeless.

Together?

They give us a universe that’s wild, mysterious, and just coherent enough to keep us sane.

This picture isn’t an argument.

It’s an invitation.

To stay curious.

To stay humble.

To stay open to the fact that creation—whatever its source—is way bigger and stranger than the stories we tell to feel safe.

And if an alien, a chimp, and a human baby can sit together peacefully?

Maybe the rest of us can too.

At the end of the day, science maps the stars and faith names the light — and somewhere between the two is the truth we ain’t evolved enough to handle.

Stay curious. Stay human.

Stay Dirty, Stay Rebellious™